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A blonde woman boards a train at 8:00 A.M. The train departs from New Haven traveling south west at a speed of 80 mi/h. Approximately 1 hr later, 83.3 mi away, a petite brunette rushes to Grand Central Terminal, running at a speed of 4 mi/hr because taking a cab in early morning traffic is a bitch. How long is it before the two women meet and have sex in the bathroom?
Well, depending on how far away the running brunette lives from Grand Central Station… psht, who am I kidding — they fuck in a bathroom less than 2 minutes after the blonde’s train arrives.